at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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