so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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