White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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