There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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