found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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