I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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