school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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