Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
