Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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