My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
