So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
