Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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