The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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