I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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