Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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