my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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