Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Let's paint friendship bongs
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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