dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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