So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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