Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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