No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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