there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
