If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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