Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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