Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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