I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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