Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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