My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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