when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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