I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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