Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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