Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I need moral support for this bender
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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