So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Randomize
