I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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