I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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