Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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