Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
