I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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