So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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