found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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