but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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