Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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