I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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