Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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