don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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