where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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