He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
