the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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