Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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