I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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