And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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