he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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