no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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