Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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