love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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