Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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